Nine things that Progressives (i.e. - turn of the last century Progressives) are not.
There's no way of identifying a libertarian with an extremely lazy mind operating on bad faith quicker than asking him what he thinks of the Progressive movement.
There is also no easier way to illustrate why people associate libertarianism with Glenn Beck. Calling yourself "BHL" or complaining about the youngsters in the movement is really missing the point.