Shockingly, I have had no luck getting details on the debate last night from Facebook. Everybody just wants to talk about Biden's smile (which is apparently a bad thing... which is odd... because I thought that it helped Romney the other week).
I have a solution for this obsession with style over substance: All debates from now on must be conducted as puppet shows.
The candidates can negotiate over whether they can hire puppeteers or whether they have to man the puppets while they are debating.
Bonus electoral college seats will be awarded for ventriloquism.
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